LEGO BOTANICALS
This Botanical Collection is single handedly saving real plants from being murdered by new adults.









37% of people kill two plants a year. And we’re supposed to believe that’s accidental?
We made a docu-series called Botanical Betrayals to expose this dark side of adulting.





And a teaser.  My acting debut.  (No actors were available, unfortunately.) 







It’s only right to make amends. 

Post your mugshot, trade in your forgotten succulent, and pick up the free plant you actually can’t kill you bad, bad, botanist.